From the recording Japanese Knotweed #5
Lyrics
Japanese, Japanese, Japanese knotweed,
It’s very, very dangerous,
I’m not even joking!
It’s killing the roses,
Choking the daisies,
Asphyxiating
The aspidistra
It's coming through the earth,
It’s coming through the walls,
And written me a note,
That it’s coming after me!
Japanese, Japanese, Japanese knotweed,
It’s very, very dangerous,
I’m not even joking!
It’s chilling with Netflix
It’s chewing on cornflakes
Suffocating the sofa surfers
Breaking through the floors
Breaking down the doors
Now it’s telling me
That this is knotweed war
Japanese, Japanese, Japanese knotweed,
It’s very, very dangerous,
I’m not even joking!
It came from Kyoto
It’s conquered Canarvon
Now it’s the enemy
In the garden of Gethsemane
It’s rooted and reaching
It’s climbed through the ceiling
It’s squeezing my breathing
I’m silently screaming
Japanese, Japanese, Japanese knotweed,
It’s very, very dangerous,
I’m not even joking!